What do you do when an icon is about to vanish? A famous building about crumble? The last piece of Entenmann’s raspberry danish twist about to be eaten?! You PRESERVE it, at all costs.
I don’t have to tell you how serious the situation is with Panthy, just look at the picture. For the love of god, his leg muscles are literally turning into hour glass sand! Time. Is. Running. Out.
Internship candidate James found a great solution: a newer, LARGER Panther.
But there’s really only one Panthy. My pal Chrissie had a better idea. … “I think you should have Panthy bro……” I didn’t even let her finish her sentence before I was on Kickstarter penning my proposal. It was three flowery paragraphs long but the bottom line was this: Panthy must be bronzed.
It didn’t take them long to reject my proposal, 20 minutes tops. Maybe it was that grammatical error. Or maybe there was no mention of a tree house for disabled kids. Which is not a bad idea actually. Lots of ramps. And wide doors. It’d be accessible to everyone. I promise I’m not trying to be a dick. It’d be a loving and nurturing environment and we could have a garden up there!
Anyway, the measly $150 dollars I need will have to be raised elsewhere. Kickstarter missed the boat but I’ve got plans, big plans. And you know what Panthy? I’m not letting you down brother. You hear me? No goddamn way.