So… an 86 year-old man fell on his gardening shears, which then lodged into his eye socket. I know, I know… I’m sorry you had to see this.
Quoted in the Tuscon Sentinel, the doctor used a poor choice of phrasing to describe the injury:
“You wouldn’t believe your eyes. Half of the pruning shears was sticking out and the other half was in his head.”
It all turned out fine, the gardener got the shears removed from his face and he was able to keep his sight, his life, and presumably the shears. The lesson here? Keep an eye on those shears! Wuh wah. Read the full article.