A while back I told you that when it comes to gardening, listen carefully to the old ladies. They know things; things not fully covered by the internet. When it comes to selecting appropriate slacks to wear to Sunday services, ignore them. If they offer you dessert in the form of candied melons, do not accept. Old ladies aren’t good for everything.

This video was tucked down in my little Liked Posts feed but I’m guessing you’ve flown right past it drinking up every dull word of my previous posts. So here it is again, full-size and ready for your attention. Sit up straight, and listen carefully:

Lovingly plucked from Grasshopper Sense.